hey here’s a preview for dungeons
it’s nowhere near finished yet, I still need to add :
-monsters and heroes (obviously)
-destructible blocks
-secret rooms
-loot
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So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.
But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:
My husband told me I also should share the next part of this story, where I, feebly trying to defend my honor against a child, said, "No, this video was just big when I was in college!" and he scoffed, rolled his eyes, and absolutely obliterated me by saying, "So did you go to furry college?"
To everyone pointing out my icon: do I have a fursona? Yes. Does that make me a furry? Almost definitely. Do you admit that to a 12 year old who has just accused you of being a furry, in front of 23 other 12 year olds, with 25 instructional days left in the year? Absolutely THE FUCK not!!!
types of stard
- mu
- ba
this is oddly close to real
‘ard’ is a real suffix in the english language just like ‘ly’ or ‘ify’, it just isnt common enough for us to notice its usage. ‘ard’ means ‘too much’ or ‘too easily’
so ‘mustard’ is something that is ‘too pungent’, just as ‘wizard’ is someone who is too wise, ‘coward’ is someone too easily cowed, and ‘drunkard’ is someone too often drunk
this implies that ‘bastard’ is someone who is too ‘bast’ and this needs experimentation and research
Are you fucking serious omg
This is pretty much correct. According to the OED bastard is from Old French and the bast- part means “pack saddle” which was used as a bed by mule drivers, giving the phrase fils de bast, a child conceived on the pack saddle instead of the marriage bed. In English it becomes bastard, the -ard being a pejorative. It is the same one as wizard and coward and drunkard.
types of ard
- must
- bast
- wiz
- cow
my brain feels Expanded
cool my desire
Pairing; Las Plagas!Leon Kennedy x Fem Reader
Summary; Leon’s back from Spain and he’s fine. Really, he’s fine. There’s just something…different, about him. Maybe it has something to do with the fever he’s getting…
Warnings; 18+ minors dni or I’ll set Krauser on u hah! uh so. male masturbation, lots of 'scent stuff', he's obsessed with the way you smell, oral sex fem receiving, p in v sex, no protection and a lil creampie situation whoops, MINOR breeding kink, leon has the black eyes and veins hehe, lots of violent thoughts, blood and gore etc
(a/n) okay! been a month or so!!! sorry about this!! i'm proud of pretty much all of it, apart from maybe the ending i'm a bit unsure about? but, if you don't like it don't tell me like i've done fourteen thousand words y'all can keep your critiques to urselves lmao. title is a lyric from I'm On Fire by Bruce Springsteen, aka the best song Ever !
Word Count; 14k
i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
























